Announcement: Ladies of Brisbane!!!

Apparently America heard of our shortage of eligible, employed bachelors and decided to ship 4500 men in uniform over to our shores to love, worship and marry us all… better hurry in and snap one up before the ship sails

Edit- sorry ladies, in all the excitement I muddled up love, worship and marriage with alcohol, hotel rooms and accidental pregnancy whoops!!

Who's keen? 😉