HUSBAND REQUIREMENTS Part 1

I have been single on and off for 10 years. I’ve dated, I’ve had small relationships, I’ve been madly, deeply in love. I’ve been shattered and painfully heartbroken. I’ve been lied to, cheated on, beaten up on and taken for a ride many times.
There’s been Tinder, POF, Eharmony and plenty of other time wasting sites. I’ve tried bars, libraries, cafes, parties and weddings.

After many a blind date, kiss or message, the never-ending search for my knight in shining armour continues..

It’s getting desperate, time is running out. Family have given up on my wedding, friends always have me as the third wheel to date night, The body-clock is ticking and I am considering purchasing bulk cats now (lord, help me)

I am almost convinced that men of today want quantity of women, not quality. That the world is so disposable, there is no need for commitment as there’s always another girl waiting for her right swipe. Not me. I am hopeful for my man with the same intentions and big heart that I have. 

So I’ve decided I am going to do several posts of my future husband requirements, (then, to find him) 

Here is the first…

WANTED 

1 honest, caring, family orientated GROWN UP male. (If you have a Lego/toy collection, give silent treatment, throw tantrums, lie or are still figuring out what you want to be when you grow up, please do not respond) 

This said GROWN UP male, will have no commitment, mummy or mental issues.

He will be ready for adult activities, including, weekends away, restaurant dinners, glasses of wine, day trips to different locations, and adventuring around our beautiful country. (Pizza doesn’t count as a date) 

This special GROWN UP male will NOT ride motorbikes, or participate in illegal activities

Since he is a GROWN UP, he will work hard in his career, but be balanced with his downtime. Has set goals for his life and has already achieved some.

This GROWN UP male will not lie and pretend to be someone he is not

He wants to have children and be a hands on full time parent

This GROWN UP male will be kind, loving, funny, calm and caring. He will have a huge heart that loves his family, be centered, fun and stable.

This GROWN UP male will be man enough to realize mine and his own value. He Will prioritise his time, put the same level of effort into me as I do him, and be proud to have an amazing, strong, hardworking and sarcastic woman on his arm. 

If you have made it to the end of this profile, tick all these boxes,and realise the satire in some of my requests you must be amazing and I can’t wait to hear from you. You will be rewarded with a coffee, a chat and a hope of a happily ever after.

I’m looking for a serious contender in this game of love.

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10 thoughts on “HUSBAND REQUIREMENTS Part 1

  1. Great read 😏 that should have em flocking for the opportunity of a date, Not. Just kidding it was a great read I know just what you mean though. You have described the dating scene spot on. It’s worse when there older and they have been dumped! They want a younger model who will listen to them whine on. But saying that, in and amongst there are some little gems out there to be had. Your like me I needed a strong man to cope with me! 😉 looking forward to the next instalment 🌹

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  2. Sounds like a sensible list of requests! Over on my blog i have declared 2017 to be the year of ramping up the romance! I hope you find it. Don’t look too hard though, don’t feel desperate, enjoy the life you have now until the right person comes along to change it

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  3. I think you may be looking for a woman??!! All jokes aside tho there are still good guys out there. Often they turn up when you least expect it. Often (as another reader commented) wrapped in a package you wouldn’t normally go for. Keep the faith!

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